New Year’s Resolution, Funny Happy New Year Wishes 2019
1- New Year’s Resolutions This coming year may you have happiness, good health, prosperity and finally realize how awesome I really am!
2- Before I get completely wasted, make a fool of myself, stumble my way home and pass out, let me wish you a very happy New Year.
3- May your New Year’s resolution be high definition. And may you be too drunk to understand that joke!
4- To all of my Facebook friends, may your Facebook page be full of New Year wishes from people you barely know.
5- May the New Year hurry up and come so we can finally get past this holiday season and get on with our lives!
6- New Year’s resolutions are a to-do list for the first week of January.
7- My New Year’s resolution is to be a little less perfect so I can stop making everyone else look so bad.
8- May you grow old enough that you struggle to stay up until midnight, prefer to stay home on New Year’s Eve and are unable to remember what a New Year celebration was like when you were young.
9- My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that you don’t annoy me so much.
10- Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that we can stay up later than 9 o’clock.
11- I can’t believe it’s already been a whole year since I deceived myself into making New Year’s resolutions.
12- May you get so drunk that you can’t remember any of last year’s problems and you see the New Year through beer goggles.
13- “New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain
14- “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” – Bill Vaughan
15- “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. – Joey Adams
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